Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Ford Mustang jokes

What makes a mustang go faster?.....
 A tow truck

What is a diffrence between a mustang and a golf ball?....
 You can drive a golf ball 360 yards

How can you double the value of a mustang?...
 You fill up the gas tank

How can you make your mustang accelerate from 0 to 60 in less than 15 seconds?....
 You push it off a cliff

9 comments:

  1. I find this joke to be quite humorous, because it's a Ford and we all know that they're...well you know.

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    1. I believe the word you were looking for is Suck!

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  2. I updated my page and put more jokes up there for people to read.

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  3. I find this joke extremely funny great joke!

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  4. Thats hilarious! Ive never heard those jokes before! Fords must really suck! (I would know!!!) NV

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  5. Come on now Josh! Hahaha thats just cruel man. My grandpa drives a mustang LOL ^_^ Z.B.

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  6. Josh hating on them Fords! forget making it go 0 to 60 off a cliff, I'd push it just to watch it tumble!

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  7. Ha ha nice jokes! what is your favorite type of car?

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